guess I’m shadowbanned for some reason, gonna move to forkhoister2 for what it’s worth

Anonymous asked:

could I get some cursed biology facts about shrimp please? thank you!

bunjywunjy answered:

shrimp are normally pretty slow swimmers, using their swimmerets as paddles to cruise slowly through the water looking for food!

but in an emergency, shrimp can skedaddle AMAZINGLY fast, scooting away at about 30 body-lengths-per-second over short distances, which is so quick that they straight-up look like they’re teleporting.

[dzamie]

small shrimp: *approaches*

big shrimp: don’t like that *yeets self into orbit*

[ladymavet]

Shrimps can fast travel when enemies are nearby

[cactme]

Enough about shrimp colors, let's talk about shrimp speeds

[slickfaggot]

ALT

POV: you’re a car, and you’re about to get broken into 😳

[s-o-u-t-h-o-f-h-e-a-v-e-n-69]

[24kblk]

andre 3000 by sacha waldman for vibe december 2000

[catsofyore]

ALT

Stunned! 1941. Source.

[haierld]

Cross faded off two cold brew coffees and a sesame bagel with cream cheese

[cloevr]

its crazy how the world is so big you can go your whole life not knowing there’s a creature that exists and it turns out there’s a fuckton of them 

[sixthrock]

hey don’t cry. 60 million icefish nests in the weddell sea, ok?

[escuerzoresucitado]